6-15-2008 - not in a wax museum
12-17-2007 - I was supposed to go to bed hours ago
12-16-2007 - ...
07-26-2007 - dinnerdate
5-23-2007 - screw you and the car you drove in on
5-10-2007 - heaven...
5-10-2007 - with how I've been feeling lately
5-9-2007 - one word survey
5-7-2007 - "just talking to you about talking to you"
4-14-2007 - man, I'm so fucking drunk right now.... this is what comes out
2-24-2007 - stopped me, mid-sentence
2-17-2007 - sometimes things happen just because life doesn't want you to succeed
2-4-2007 - 1096 days
1-3-2007 - george
12-30-2006 - I used to hate cellphones... now I hate cell phone companies
12-6-2006 - "then came the silence"
12-4-2006 - what makes an asshole
10-13-2006 - alkaline
9-29-2006 - fuck
9-28-2006 - urrr
9-27-2006 - fuck what you heard
9-24-2006 - this is all I can say anymore
9-24-2006 - driving me to drink
8-21-2006 - illegal to not flush?
8-7-2006 - the pugilist wears a frown
6-7-2006 - roflmao
5-30-2006 - grabastic
5-23-2006 - baumbach
5-19-2006 - ...and you will know me by the trail of cheese
5-19-2006 - where do I get my hands on a fuckin cosmic cube?
5-14-2006 - "Mama, if that's movin' up then I'm movin' out"
5-12-2006 - I just don't know anymore
5-9-2006 - dates
5-5-2006 - insomniac
5-5-2006 - kryptonite
2006-05-06 - I will be with you again.
5-5-2006 - fuck roommates
5-5-2006 - incomplete
5-2-2006 - insomnia, apparently
5-2-2006 - thw witching hour
5-1-2006 - today's going to suck...
5-1-2006 - I haven't done one of these in a long time...
4-29-2006 - what is it about night?
4-29-2006 - getaway
4-28-2006 - feel so lost
4-27-2006 - rest in peace, maya
3-5-2006 - helpful tax tip #337
3-3-2006 - /\ /\ \/ \/ < > < > B A select start
2-22-2006 - iwannacaramelmacciatta
1-12-2006 - penis.gov
1-9-06 - the revolution begins
1-8-2006 - firestarter
12-22-2005 - sounds about right
12-8-2005 - sunday morning coming down
12-5-2005 - I wasn't lying when I said I'd sleep-rape you
11-8-2005 - "Fuck You, Alternative Radio"
11-5-2005 - back in black
11-2-2005 - no metaphors here... I just was thinking about this today
9-14-2005 - goodbye
8-30-2005 - one degree difference
8-29-2005 - I sat around for twenty minutes thinking of a title for this one and still couldn't come up with one...
8-27-2005 - blue
8-25-2005 - iso yenta
8-25-2005 - that shit is bananas
8-18-2005 - when I was a kid...
8-15-2005 - today's events
8-8-2005 - hopefully the excitement's not wasted again
8-3-2005 - final leg
8-1-2005 - shield your eyes
8-1-2005 - never going to get anything done at this rate
8-1-2005 - a stranger's floor 2: electric boogaloo
8-1-2005 - "there's no place like a stranger's floor"
7-31-2005 - all that is, all that will ever be
7-28-2005 - let it rain in the breakdown lane while waiting for ladies and gents
7-24-2005 - rock your fuckin socks off
7-23-2005 - at the speed of a burning airplane
7-22-2005 - never trust a pothead
7-21-2005 - misogyny central
7-12-2005 - gonna take a shovel to someone's face
7-9-2005 - turn it around
7-5-2005 - happy birthday to me
7-4-2005 - stolen from justin's photo album
7-2-2005 - I guess it's right...
7-2-2005 - reasons
7-1-2005 - more pictures of the little bastards
7-1-2005 - he just about did it this time...
7-1-2005 - what did I see a tropicana and eastern last night?
6-29-2005 - maybe you're a vampire...
6-29-2005 - mandated reporter
6-26-2005 - forced insomnia
6-22-2005 - why today is not a good one
6-12-2005 - going nowhere, three years strong
6-12-2005 - powpowpow
6-7-2005 - you might be surprised
6-3-2005 - there's a devil on my dashboard
6-1-2005 - decision
5-27-2005 - my summer in you
5-21-2005 - John, I'm only dancing
5-16-2005 - go read this
5-10-2005 - my birthday is coming up...
5-7-2005 - penis.org
5-2-2005 - hey, I'm still alive...
4-17-2005 - glorified g
3-30-2005 - the paint chips away
2-28-2005 - I'll let you guys figure it out
2-14-2005 - I even had to wait to make a post
2-13-2005 - must kill
2-6-2005 - look, I don't even want to talk about this... I don't want to talk about it so bad that I'm going to talk about it
2-6-2005 - what's in a name
2-4-2005 - one year anniversary of a major event
2-4-2005 - creepy guy on stern this morning
1-30-2005 - faded grey reunion show
1-26-2005 - product of denmark
1-23-2005 - more in the strange dream series...
1-18-2005 - I have no idea what to name this post
1-18-2005 - waaah, I'm in a bad mood, waaah
1-11-2005 - bzzt bzzt goes the boom box
1-9-2005 - black box
1-4-2005 - happy birthday dad, I hope you're having a beer for me... wherever you are
1-2-2005 - "this year I'll try to listen to myself."
1-1-2005 - note to self: don't die
12-31-2004 - dudley screams hysterically
12-29-2004 - fragile... this end up
12-27-2004 - "I wonder if he remembers me"
12-25-2004 - d-day is upon us
12-22-2004 - I asked my roommate if he wanted a fruitbowl, but he said no
12-21-2004 - no saxophone here
12-21-2004 - fingernails are pretty
12-17-2004 - too bad I already named an entry "I used to hate cell phones, but now I hate car accidents"
12-15-2004 - what makes me mad
12-13-2004 - have you ever wanted to update, but really had nothing to say?
12-9-2004 - back in the game
12-8-2004 - raise the body count to four
12-8-2004 - sober
12-5-2004 - "the least desirable part, as of a society"
12-5-2004 - fuck the rodeo and all that comes with it
12-3-2004 - oops
12-3-2004 - crazy any way you slice it
12-2-2004 - sidewalk
11-28-2004 - google, aim, and aol utilities at work
11-28-2004 - the diaryland computers screwed me out of a post
11-28-2004 - now that I have that out of my system...
11-28-2004, originally aired: 11-25-2002 - xredstarx repost 11: looking for a nod of approval
11-28-2004, originally aired: 10-21-2002 - xredstarx repost 10: a little too close to being completely right
11-28-2004, originally aired: 10-9-2002 - xredstarx repost 9: hypocrite?
11-28-2004, originally aired: 9-11-2002 - xredstarx repost 8: "jugs" part 2
11-28-2004, originally aired: 9-5-2002 - xredstarx repost 7: even christ himself would cringe at the sight of your scars
11-28-2004, originally aired: 8-15-2002 - xredstarx repost 6: they say that patience is a virtue
11-28-2004, originally aired: 8-14-2002 - xredstarx repost 5: the buildup
11-28-2004, originally aired: 8-14-2002 - xredstarx repost 4: "i'm a footnote in your sentence"
11-28-2004, originally aired: 8-13-2002 - xredstarx repost 3: crazy
11-28-2004, originally aired: 8-13-2002 - xredstarx repost 2: poor sport
11-28-2004, originally aired: 8-9-2002 - xredstarx repost 1: letter to travis: 8-8-02
11-28-2004 - reprint
11-25-2004 - WTF!?!?
11-23-2004 - dawn
11-23-2004 - aleksandur kiraly
11-22-2004 - research
11-22-2004 - like last year wasn't fucking bad enough
11-18-2004 - make it three sources
11-18-2004 - according to one study...
11-14-2004 - Rapper Ol' Dirty Bastard dies suddenly aged 35
11-13-2004 - sometimes, I wake up too early for bad stuff
11-12-2004 - we're out of tootsie rolls in the candy dish...
11-9-2004 - not really a vurp, but something similar
11-8-2004 - chapstick
11-6-2004 - there's nothing I can say that would make this picture any funnier than it is
11-4-2004 - "you probably think this song is about you"
11-3-2004 - red and blue
10-31-2004 - pessimistic: is: how I: act: festive for: the holiday
10-26-2004 - just a simple plan
10-25-2004 - fate: hates: me.
10-24-2004 - ISO
10-24-2004 - "I feel like blowing my mind up"
10-24-2004 - it's called "being stuck in a rut"
10-23-2004 - petunia
10-22-2004 - apparently they didn't teach this shit to everyone in sex-ed class
10-20-2004 - the dream
10-19-2004 - I Used to Hate Cell Phones, But Now I Hate Car Accidents
10-19-2004 - re: the 11:59 a.m. explosion
10-17-2004 - c'mon titty... c'mon titty
10-13-2004 - the one year and three day anniversary of...
10-13-2004 - don't know if any of you have noticed, but...
10-7-2004 - "actually, he forgot poland"
10-2-2004 - Fuck George Bush. Piss off, Greg Boucher
9-29-2004 - the hopital that I was born in was ton down and a car dealership was built in its place
9-26-2004 - get here now
9-18-2004 - you fail me
9-14-2004 - 2 random statements
9-6-2004 - wow, I'm a fuckin mess
8-30-2004 - I've already named a post "interstate and main"
8-24-2004 - hi, I'm aleks and I'm from canada
8-20-2004 - the 500th post event extravaganza
6-7-2004 - trifecta
6-4-2004 - a new language
5-26-2004 - i'm rick jones, bitch
5-25-2004 - safe place
5-23-2004 - sometimes selling out is waking up
5-18-2004 - on being a bastard
5-16-2004 - reoccuring ache of
5-14-2004 - my love for extremes
5-12-2004 - give them rope
5-7-2004 - counting murders and drinking beer (the -46,000 escape)
5-5-2004 - where the hell is rick thorne these days?
5-5-2004 - cowards.com
4-28-2004 - they always come in fall
4-24-2004 - jesus in the year 2000/next on the shitlist
4-22-2004 - while the jackass operation spins its wheels
4-22-2004 - what happens on the road always comes home
4-16-2004 - it hurt when I peed
4-11-2004 - don't be so quick to give praise
4-11-2004 - dosh
4-9-2004 - end of the movie, roll the credits already
4-6-2004 - skeet
3-31-2004 - It's March 31st, 2004, I'm greg, and here's the fake news
3-29-2004 - homecoming
3-29-2004 - concubine
3-26-2004 - hail to the thief
3-24-2004 - guess who's bored...
3-24-2004 - happy straight edge day
3-23-2004 - show me the one guy out of 20, and I'll show you a liar
3-23-2004 - 1 h4x0r3d ur b0x, d00d... h3y, h4v3 u 3v3r 74s73r3d ur 0wn c0ck? d00d, 7h47 1s 73h gh3y
3-22-2004 - dog-boy
3-13-2004 - the old vs. the new
3-13-2004 - stagefright
2-27-2004 - prism under a north three issac as pines worth reset heels jetty fully
2-11-2004 - aftermath
2-6-2004 - Buckaroo
2-4-2004 - I ain't saying goodbye yet
1-12-2004 - happy fucking new years, I hope you starve and die someday
1-12-2004 - this letter went to the director... straight to the fucking top, my friend, and we'll get things done
11-10-2003 - ka-chunk
9-25-2003 - my marriage picture assignment for my sociology of marraige and family class
9-25-2003 - couples marraige picture
9-25-2003 - if early man invented the wheel, then why can't advanced man find a way to keep them on their cars?
8-27-2003 - don't pray in our school and I won't think in your church
8-27-2003 - not the weekend update
7-2-2003 - Subj: break walls apart with your huge cock
6-15-2003 - michigan 2003
6-8-2003 - deja vu
6-8-2003 - two quizzes
6-8-2003 - a funeral and a fire
5-31-2003 - constipated
5-21-2003 - storytime
5-6-2003 - the title of the e-mail was"::EVIL LAUGH:: ", so I guess I should call it "::EVIL LAUGH:: "
4-26-2003 - sever the chord
4-26-2003 - after 18 text messages from the same person, I get this?
4-25-2003 - porno and snuff films
4-22-2003 - #3675 draft choice
4-22-2003 - CUYAHOGA FALLS -- A member of Ohio's 5694th National Guard Unit in Mansfield legally changed his name to a Transformers toy.
4-13-2003 - end of the world party
4-13-2003 - converge
3-21-2003 - grrr
2-27-2003 - mr. rogers
2-13-2003 - shauna smells
2-6-2003 - I could have told you who I was before I even took the test
1-30-2003 - minus the "t"
1-9-2003 - even in my dreams, I'm just as creepy
1-2-2003 - gutless
12-26-2002 - when I read too far into junk e-mail...
11-28-2002 - indifferent
11-18-2002 - start today
11-17-2002 - I fell into the gap
11-11-2002 - storytime
11-1-2002 - settle for ramen
10-28-2002 - one by one
10-23-2002 - these old bones
10-17-2002 - rrrrrrred
10-17-2002 - olympus om-10
10-17-2002 - $200 and two tanks of gasoline later
10-14-2002 - cannons and tanks
10-14-2002 - ROAR
10-10-2002 - road trip
10-10-2002 - dissatisfied... and so what if I'm whining, deal with it
10-7-2002 - snip snip
10-7-2002 - gone missin'
10-3-2002 - maladroit
9-14-2002 - band ass
9-13-2002 - taking it back a few years
9-13-2002 - pour a little gasoline and then drop a flare
9-10-2002 - "jugs"
9-9-2002 - "I did the dishes while you read out loud"
9-6-2002 - super heroes union
9-5-2002 - to take this day away with you
9-4-2002 - curfew, apparently
9-4-2002 - "the number you have dialed is no longer in service"
9-2-2002 - ~ fin ~
8-31-2002 - blue... just perfectly blue
8-28-2002 - where the ocean meets the sky
8-27-2002 - hey, johnny park!
8-26-2002 - I swear, those spots aren't what you think they are
8-24-2002 - facade
8-24-2002 - the word of the day is "fun"
8-23-2002 - something like bad body odor
8-23-2002 - blah
8-20-2002 - salt
8-17-2002 - track four
8-15-2002 - they say that patience is a virtue...
8-14-2002 - let the bodies hit the floor
8-13-2002 - I like to think of it like a ketchup bottle, you know how when the ketchup won't come out, you jab a knife into it?
8-13-2002 - dimitri kiraly
8-13-2002 - song for the day
8-13-2002 - "so I think I know what I'll be doing today..."
8-13-2002 - open hand
8-13-2002 - oops, I did it again
8-12-2002 - party hard
8-11-2002 - gabba gabba hey
8-9-2002 - a shot in the dark
8-9-2002 - letter to travis: 8-8-02
8-9-2002 - hook
8-8-2002 - be quiet and drive
8-8-2002 - someone got my hopes up this morning
8-7-2002 - grumble
8-7-2002 - smile
8-5-2002 - ...which makes me wonder, who did suck out the feeling?
8-3-2002 - carlita's joy
8-3-2002 - "hi, I'm ralph"
8-2-2002 - I am a satellite
8-2-2002 - newark
7-28-2002 - today is my grandma's birthday
7-28-2002 - balibray
7-28-2002 - talking to myself via an idle friend
7-28-2002 - peel it off and win baby
7-24-2002 - crashing over the breakwall
7-19-2002 - "hold you so tight it would break my arms"
7-15-2002 - "best friends, strangers now"
7-10-2002 - "now why would I want to do a thing like that?"
7-10-2002 - choose life
7-9-2002 - choose your future
7-7-2002 - choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarassment to the selfish fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself
7-5-2002 - choose sitting on that couch watching mind numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth
7-4-2002 - choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a sunday morning
7-3-2002 - choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics
6-24-2002 - choose leisurewear and matching luggage
6-24-2002 - choose your friends
6-21-2002 - choose a starter home
6-17-2002 - choose fixed interest mortgage repayments
6-17-2002 - choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance
6-17-2002 - choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers
6-16-2002 - choose a fucking big television
6-14-2002 - choose a family
6-13-2002 - choose a career
6-12-2002 - choose a job
6-12-2002 - choose life
6-11-2002 - Grünere Weiden
6-11-2002 - bristol
6-8-2002 - sleeping weather
6-6-2002 - wait, we think you might be able to do it
6-6-2002 - we're really not sure if you can do it or not
6-3-2002 - jonas is such a fucking copycat
6-2-2002 - sveet
5-29-2002 - just me and this big 'ol bowl of applesauce
5-29-2002 - mismatched and random
5-28-2002 - stolen from barry's diary... simply because I was bored
5-26-2002 - you don't say...
5-25-2002 - simple
5-24-2002 - twelve miles and twenty minutes
5-23-2002 - for the world
5-22-2002 - rêvasser
5-22-2002 - trouble breathing
5-21-2002 - pick me, I have pink shoes
5-15-2002 - we all know you can do it
5-15-2002 - agh... jason, stop it!
5-14-2002 - sourcecodes
5-13-2002 - mark
5-10-2002 - L'eau d'eau partout...
5-10-2002 - frolic frolic
5-1-2002 - I was just informed that I don't rule
5-1-2002 - I rule
4-25-2002 - have you ever known something about someone that could ruin their life?
4-17-2002 - boo-boo
4-15-2002 - -
4-15-2002 - "the rock and roll radio show with the really goofy name"
4-3-2002 - online fraud complaint form, updated
4-2-2002 - so, it turns out that I've already named an entry "apathy and exhaustion"
3-28-2002 - shakes
3-22-2002 - act dead... urrrrh...
3-18-2002 - pretty girls make graves
3-18-2002 - boys will be boys part 2
3-15-2002 - miss rogers
3-7-2002 - orange rhyming dictionary
3-6-2002 - lunchbox
3-1-2002 - esp
2-27-2002 - the 11:45pm traffic jam
2-26-2002 - cleaning house
2-25-2002 - zzzzz...
2-24-2002 - anonymous e-mail - sent Sat, 23 Feb 2002 16:13:05
2-21-2002 - at times like this
2-20-2002 - le cerf dans la routine de phares
2-20-2002 - "every time you go... away..."
2-19-2002 - I'm so effin emo that I have a box of kleenex in my car
2-18-2002 - abracadaver
2-13-2002 - apathy and exhaustion
2-12-2002 - navigating the windward passage
2-8-2002 - asian girls
2-7-2002 - dj's and alcohol... on the next maury
2-1-2002 - I never believe this shit...
1-29-2002 - the new crush
1-28-2002 - sorry to call you this late, but...
1-28-2002 - Boys Will Be Boys
1-28-2002 - *evil thought*
1-28-2002 - pretentious indie rocker
1-28-2002 - donnie joins the navy
1-25-2002 - stir crazy
1-25-2002 - 1515
1-22-2002 - giggling in text form goes: teeheehee
1-22-2002 - s'il vous plaît déplacer votre fromage de sous mon nez
1-21-2002 - dropjaw
1-17-2002 - obscurity for obscurity's sake
1-17-2002 - "all my limbs, they're just tools"
1-14-2002 - for the last fucking time...
1-11-2002 - jessthro-destro
1-11-2002 - caw caw bang fuck I'm dead
1-11-2002 - in desperate need of a nullifier
1-9-2002 - following gino...
1-9-2002 - obituary
1-9-2002 - ich habe ein hund?
1-9-2002 - travis
1-9-2002 - the collector
1-9-2002 - interstate and main
1-9-2002 - rebuttal
1-9-2002 - the parking's not the greatest, it's just allright... if not just mediocre at best
1-9-2002 - my precious concubine
1-8-2002 - that's what I thought, corncob
1-8-2002 - 3:50:32 AM,1/4/2001 ITS TIME LEWIS
1-7-2002 - mumblemumblecan'tgoonlivinglikethismumblemumble
1-4-2002 - overboss dixon
1-1-2002 - 100 resolutions
1-1-2002 - within a dream
12-30-2001 - ...unfortunately, we're not zombies
12-28-2001 - startling facts
12-28-2001 - undead disco
12-28-2001 - 8 leads to r
12-27-2001 - finding the denny's
12-19-2001 - drawn and quartered
12-16-2001 - cowinkeedink
12-16-2001 - peter parker: spiderman
12-14-2001 - color me puzzled
12-14-2001 - the saddest day
12-13-2001 - hey, this is greg... er, I mean, this is travis
12-12-2001 - does anyone else see the humor in this?
12-12-2001 - it must have been a silent opposition
12-12-2001 - >IM From: Matty Stars
12-12-2001 - fum fum fest
12-11-2001 - round five and a half (aka: I just don't give up, do I?)
12-5-2001 - and, for christmas, hopefully...
12-5-2001 - it had to happen eventually
12-5-2001 - cafe cigarette haze
11-29-2001 - feline
11-29-2001 - guts
11-27-2001 - foosball, anyone?
11-16-2001 - newport orange
11-13-2001 - survey
11-13-2001 - pass the marmalade
11-13-2001 - I know how to pick 'em
11-13-2001 - that's a good fill
11-9-2001 - incisions
11-8-2001 - count it in your head!
11-6-2001 - ...
11-1-2001 - the vulture strikes!
10-30-2001 - nerd-core
10-30-2001 - what happens when we do windmills and bicycle kicks where they are not socially acceptable
10-27-2001 - "the closer I get..."
10-24-2001 - yes, spiderman could take wolverine
10-24-2001 - hot diggity
10-20-2001 - "I don't know what denny's you've been hanging out at, but little old people don't crawl out of bags in alleyways"
10-19-2001 - the morgan lander show
10-19-2001 - "no, I didn't happen to catch her last name"
10-17-2001 - sith
10-17-2001 - photographic reflexes
10-12-2001 - random droppings
10-11-01 palindrome! - october 29th
10-7-2001 - should my pants smell like #2 pencils?
10-7-2001 - ways to win a game of pool
10-7-2001 - song for the evening
10-7-2001 - yes, ned... they do use this kind of language at denny's
10-7-2001 - curses, foiled again
10-5-2001 - it happens like that
10-4-2001 - you cut
10-4-2001 - pop psychology
10-3-2001 - avec monsieur le cafard
10-3-2001 - in the process of confusing everyone around me, I seem to have confused myself
10-1-2001 - poodles
9-26-2001 - it came from the mailroom
9-25-2001 - dear travis...
9-25-2001 - like a lock of a wee lass' hair
9-25-2001 - exploding boy
9-24-2001 - next time you think it'd be funny to do something... don't
9-22-2001 - kobuk valley jade co.
9-21-2001 - lalala
9-20-2001 - sweaty socks and stinky shoes
9-20-2001 - bombs don't solve problems
9-19-2001 - bananas are generally yellow
9-17-2001 - the answer to your first question is shaddup
9-17-2001 - "I'm liable to steal a kiss at any given moment though"
9-12-2001 - wednesday must be my day
9-12-2001 - "the only good bug..."
9-11-2001 - empty skies
9-11-2001 - they have paper towles for that, you know
9-8-2001 - curl up and die on three small words
9-8-2001 - forget the message, worry about the hair
9-7-2001 - mess
9-7-2001 - "3000 years ago, the world was a giant place..."
9-5-2001 - mad james cash
9-5-2001 - flute
9-5-2001 - rodeo clowns and the women who love them
9-5-2001 - hot pocket
9-4-2001 - the drive
9-4-2001 - copy + paste + alteration = this
9-4-2001 - the fallen have been smote by a thousand left hands
9-4-2001 - wade wilson: agent of weapon x
9-4-2001 - a summary of a two minute conversation
9-3-2001 - v.c. williams is a fucking genius
9-2-2001 - more buddyhead gossip...
9-2-2001 - fresh from the buddyhead gossip wire...
9-1-2001 - belladonna
9-1-2001 - D gates, terminal 4
8-31-2001 - his defining lines were kinda blurry
8-31-2001 - akira
8-31-2001 - emerilstyle
8-30-2001 - you'll never be tom... so give up
8-29-2001 - fred flinstone trashcan olympics
8-29-2001 - life summed up in a word: mango
8-29-2001 - here is the rating scale that you will use for most questions: (5) highly satisfied, (4) somewhat satisfied, (3) neither satisfied nor dissatisfied, (2) somewhat dissatisfied, (1) highly dissatisfied
8-29-2001 - in search of optimus prime
8-28-2001 - fist of the north star
8-28-2001 - goo gum lives!
8-27-2001 - chihuahua m.i.a.
8-27-2001 - twenty red houses
8-26-2001 - the ritual bleeding of the youngest child
8-25-2001 - mulholland drive
8-24-2001 - another tour of cafe pretense
8-23-2001 - please sign for the welfare of the nation's livestock
8-23-2001 - three cheers for those who have put up with me for this long...
8-22-2001 - mp3.com/maud'dib
8-22-2001 - "the return of the mole man!"
8-22-2001 - flags divide, faces divide
8-22-2001 - it wasn't me, it was him
8-21-2001 - massive amounts of rice
8-21-2001 - drugs are changing, people are changing
8-20-2001 - martin
8-20-2001 - pavlov chips
8-19-2001 - faintly falling
8-19-2001 - counter-part-2
8-18-2001 - counter-part-1
8-18-2001 - "...what if I'm the one who's crazy? ...I'm not crazy, just frustrated"
8-17-2001 - sexual orientation at position XQ 28
8-17-2001 - isopropyl
8-16-2001 - the pretense and cigarette smoke capital of the world
8-14-2001 - six arms are better than one
8-14-2001 - kindergarten follies
8-14-2001 - ...in case of emergency, refer to dollar bill...
8-12-2001 - it's not that I think you have a lack of ability, but you have a lack of ability
8-9-2001 - edward furlong is the best underwear salesman ever
8-7-2001 - rock star
8-7-2001 - your father was a butter knife
8-6-2001 - too many records and not enough record players
8-6-2001 - not only is he sean penn, but he's also fucking sean penn
8-5-2001 - "the last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again"
8-4-2001 - as much as I may tell you that I am, I am not a superhero
8-3-2001 - black nails, black heart
8-1-2001 - re: friday's show
8-1-2001 - what I expect of a girlfriend
8-1-2001 - three to four foot long komodo dragon
7-31-2001 - I hate aol more than ever now
7-31-2001 - without instant messages
7-30-2001 - girl
7-30-2001 - I was once the best swordsman in all the land
7-30-2001 - one last letter to that one girl
7-30-2001 - retour au foyer
7-29-2001 - eagerly awaiting...
7-29-2001 - weekend update
7-28-2001 - strip malls and alcohol
7-28-2001 - addiction
7-27-2001 - I live my life through songs
7-27-2001 - all in a days work
7-27-2001 - untitled
7-27-2001 - I tried to construct my own face once, but it just crumbled
7-27-2001 - too many robots, not enough daffodils
7-26-2001 - "try to communitate telepathically, I wonder if you ever hear my voice..."
7-25-2001 - vincent
7-25-2001 - attn: girl at cafe roma
7-23-2001 - perkins?
7-22-2001 - but did they bother to tell you that it was painless?
7-22-2001 - a few things before I leave for the year
7-21-2001 - just a conversation
7-21-2001 - shoes
7-21-2001 - kevin spacey
7-21-2001 - police scanner
7-19-2001 - state park
7-19-2001 - I could be a creepy guy if I had a beard and long hair
7-18-2001 - tea time's over and tugboat annie's out to sea
7-16-2001 - I think I shall never see...
7-14-2001 - michigan- days one and two
7-12-2001 - ...and do you see what I have to deal with from him?
7-12-2001 - someday I'll share this place with someone...
7-11-2001 - I never could accept a compliment
7-11-2001 - this city is brimming with suckers
7-9-2001 - I'm just a thug with a tattoo
7-8-2001 - fog
7-8-2001 - we could only hope to be as cool as lepers
7-7-2001 - "hey, I feel like a dictator up here"
7-7-2001 - wine, mimes, and poetry... that's what we're known for
7-6-2001 - hope you have fun you immature little ogre
7-5-1981 - happy birthday to me
7-4-2001 - the list is nearing completion
7-4-2001 - I am...
7-4-2001 - eggs and catsup
7-3-2001 - title
7-2-2001 - blood or oil?
7-2-2001 - thoughts on a mirror
6-30-2001 - teen dream
6-30-2001 - a caravan is never a good idea
6-29-2001 - i have a headache
6-29-2001 - your connection has been terminated
6-26-2001 - now vs. then
6-25-2001 - here's to you missus kim!
6-25-2001 - don't be a baby, be a man, dammit!
6-20-2001 - a conversation in a maternity ward
6-19-2001 - up from the floor
6-12-2001 - you big bonerface
6-10-2001 - monkeys and cheese
6-7-2001 - little kids with hurley shirts suck ass
6-5-2001 - a quick summary of the new cd
6-4-2001 - what's that up there?
6-2-2001 - entry
5-30-2001 - kate's her middle name
5-30-2001 - domino
5-30-2001 - abortions for some, miniature american flags for others
5-28-2001 - please move your foot...
5-28-2001 - the world will go on
5-27-2001 - hey you!
5-27-2001 - ...but, can faith healers cure a brain freeze?
5-27-2001 - I did it...
5-26-2001 - *yawn*
5-26-2001 - dolores on the dotted line
5-24-2001 - NET WT.: .29oz. (8.5 g)
5-24-2001 - silence make us all nervous
5-24-2001 - when everyone is either coming or going...
5-23-2001 - return fire
5-22-2001 - and the beat goes on...
5-22-2001 - manifesto of sorts
5-22-2001 - the first shot
5-21-2001 - diablo... you fake son of a bitch
5-20-2001 - missing you is hard when you’re not gone
5-19-2001 - errors like this must be handled efficiently
5-18-2001 - I'll leave painting to the painters
5-17-2001 - full of awkward statements and clumsy words
5-17-2001 - je m'en fous
5-17-2001 - six whole hours and five long days
5-16-2001 - apartment #2013
5-14-2001 - stasis of sorts
5-12-2001 - don't let a good mouth go bad
5-12-2001 - hallmark can burn in hell
5-10-2001 - ezekiel can stick to walls as well
5-9-2001 - dialogue
5-9-2001 - these flies knows know how to strut their stuff
5-9-2001 - When the best thing to do is turn around and walk away...
5-8-2001 - brendan kelly
5-7-2001 - joke's on me...
5-7-2001 - work related injury
5-7-2001 - work
5-6-2001 - the canadian
5-6-2001 - .....
5-6-2001 - born again?
5-6-2001 - that's not pop!
5-5-2001 - maybe I should be worried?
5-4-2001 - waste not...
5-4-2001 - these four things go together... somehow
5-4-2001 - spelling of names, pointing of fingers
5-2-2001 - cashing in on solid colors
4-29-2001 - the proverbial cat is peeing in the houseplants
4-28-2001 - my life as a cartesian plane
4-27-2001 - I've seen the face of the repairman... and it isn't pretty
4-26-2001 - oh shit!
4-25-2001 - my only wish? to be symmetrical again
4-24-2001 - an evening of extraordinary circumstances... heh heh
4-23-2001 - nine dollars and eighty-five cents
4-23-2001 - fear, terror, pain, suffering!!!
4-22-2001 - a unrealistic attempt at identifying the source of emotion
4-21-2001 - found: 1 dachshund
4-20-2001 - me in parenthesis
4-19-2001 - conversations between cars
4-18-2001 - heh heh heh
4-17-2001 - the kid or the food?
4-16-2001 - exceeding the limits of a standard doctor/patient relationship
4-15-2001 - the revolution starts from the front porch
4-14-2001 - the angel wore converse
4-13-2001 - two of two?
4-13-2001 - one of two?
4-12-2001 - back for the attack! ...and twice as lame
4-11-2001 - the oh-so-shallow first entry!
